when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
The thing is that you don’t even have to believe me, or yourself. All you have to do is get on that stage and open your mouth. You can’t do this badly, you don’t actually have it in you. You and I only have two speeds: awesome, or not at all. Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking